Friday, September 25, 2009

few of my zillion brilliant thoughts!!

1. how to see invisible friends on gmail chat applet?
2. how to make cricket more fun by merging some part of playing cards to it?
3. concept of craze management
4. counting 100 on fingers and hoping you can speed up calculations with it
5. calculating bike's mileage by knowing the kms reading when bike hit "Reserve" mark
6. how to empower sellers through software and networking
7. how to kill Italian pasta with Indian Bhuna masala and ghee?
8. emphasizing the importance of social networking
9. thinking about "living" as balance between life (external) and desires (internal)
10. believing everything is influenced by External and Internal factors
11. joining a social cause to make life more complete

its only words!!

believe me, I have already killed a zillion brilliant ideas thinking i would write something about them. but then sometimes, I am much worse to myself and my ideas than i am to others. so, this murder of ideas and repentence is very well expected.

i actually pen my thoughts for myself. writing releases some intoxicant for my body. the flow of words can sometimes take me for a ride. if i find someone to bear sharing my ideas, i am happy telling about them. but writing thus make them immortal and i need not perform a monologue for different people.

words, carefuly selected and ordered give just the right kind of effect to what one wants to say. works best if one wishes to satire or belittle others. then there is no need to fight it out physically. you can kill someone with words. the words spoken by Rupa Ganguly in Sach ka Saamna drove a depressed lady to suicide.
jaswant singh, former BJP leader recently said while reacting against advani..."advani ki mehetvakanksha unke vivek ko khatm kar rahi hai".
for my dear Indian readers, if at all someone would happen to read this, i must translate this sentence from Matrbhasha Hindi to Vishwabhasha English. Not just India, Indians are getting global at faster pace... even faster than GDP growth rate... but then shouldn't GDP should also grow at faster rate.... we must think about that but someother time .

hey hey.. back to the SOLLLIDD STATEMENT...
English translation " Advani's ambition is over-powering his discretion."
In terms of words and effect and impact.. the statement is solid.
say one line and you dont need to say another single word. these politicians are very loud and sharp and harsh when it comes to fighting for the chair or seat in the elections, when they want to show other leader down, when they are hurt by the dictatorship of party leaders. many politicians who are beginning their career in politics come out with blockbuster statements against senior leaders to gain public mileage

(is there something like this.. public mileage).. let it be.. i know meaning is in context here.. a single word here or there is ok.. i can never be as accomplished as the politicians in india.

in any case, if speaking loud and harsh in public media increases the recall of political leaders, should not they speak against Pakistan. our country might benefit from it, and the leader surely, surely would gain unequivocal support of emotional, sentimental Indian masses.
many times, politicians only speak for the sake of speaking. just like i am doing here.. writing only for the sake of writing...
if i continue doing this, soon people would start a campaign to "Save Web Paper". Web Paper would be a global movement against bakwas bloggers like me, initiated by irated readers who would wish to save themselves from the overflowing senseless text on web. See, the extent to which i can irk people. they will conceptualize virtual entity web paper, will go further to save web paper.. and might even ask to plant more web trees. What are web trees now... the web trees will be websites that promote 'green-er' initiatives... grrrrrrrrrr...